krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friend’s house:

  1. pet dog
  2. avoid parent
  3. don’t clog toilet

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piaffepassage:

I love everything about horses, not just riding, competing and chasing a ribbon. But their velvet noses and sense of humour, their little quirks and idiosyncrasies but most of all their loyalty and trust that humans will do them right every time. People would be better friends, lovers and partners if they were more like this themselves

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blahblahshaw:

wild-lion:

i think my saddest moment as an Australian was finding out that the rest of the world doesn’t say “never eat soggy weetbix” to figure out the order of the compass

Never Eat Shredded Wheat was mine, and I still use that all the time.

Never eat soggy worms was what i still say! 

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Anonymous asked: Wtf is Tim Hortons though

donutduchess:

tim hortons is my life, and without it i would be nothing. it is what fuels me, what makes me want to see the light of tomorrow. wikipedia defines it is “a Canadian multinational fast casual restaurant” but it is so much more. tim hortons is indescribable as it is not solely canada’s most beloved chain coffee and bake shop, but a full experience. even the scent of fresh coffee brewing, hot donuts right out of the oven, and the faint lingering of burned bagels is enough to set my head spinning. you can’t simply just ask a canadian to define tim hortons, because tim hortons defines a canadian

"Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to."
- my english teacher (via snorlaxatives)

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