If the purge were real I wouldn’t be out killing people. I would be busting open a track shop and stealing saddles while my horse was busy getting a $10,000 stud fee for free. Equestrian bitches got their priorities you know.
'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical
*horse in a parade walks by wearing polos*
Non-horse person (teenager): OH MY GOD MOM, IT’S WEARING SOCKS. EVERYONE LOOK IT HAS STOCKINGS. I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY PUT SOCKS ON A HORSE. I HAVE SEEN EVERYTHING NOW. THIS IS HILARIOUS!
Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”